on the path to bliss, every step is agony

jordansjournal @ 2004-10-27T15:18:00

2004-10-27T19:18:59Z

i made my uber journal friends only many months ago but i never put up a message. here is the message. if you want to touch me indecently and know my most intimate thoughts, leave a post here for my perusal. good day.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-29T19:08:00

2004-03-30T00:14:53Z

this just in:

so true.

at a request

2004-03-29T23:57:03Z

so i got a good story</a>

so at work i strolled in to work at 1pm and got my SHIFT on. i work drive thru with 2
other girls. one of them left at 3pm and we didnt split tips with her so she got the shaft.
by 5pm our tip cup was huge. we were getting amazing tips left and right. then at about 7pm it
all changed for the worse.

i come out of the bathroom from my break and my boss, the owner of the store is standing there
with her hands on her hips and practically yells at me, "why is there $35 in the tip cup?" and i
explained all the tips we got and that someone left without splitting tips with them. she just
stared at me looking quite mean. then she stalked off. she came out to the drive thru and told
us that we were thieves and cheats. she said people only get $5 average on an 8 hour shift.
my sister makes $14-16 on the day shift and i've made upwards of $12 just on midnights. she took
our tips away from us and gave them to 'charity' supposedly. she told us we were lucky to keep
our jobs.

she didnt count the tills
she didnt review the videotape of us working that definitely would have shown us stealing
she just assumed we stole due to the number of our tips and basically stole from us

so i was not very impressed the rest of my shift. someone gave me another dollar tip and i
threw a fit. i ran to the supervisor screaming and hollering asking what i was supposed to do
with it because i didn't want to lose my job over it. pretty fucking idiotic place to work.

I NEED A NEW JOB</a>

school work is going well. my networking class last test was too hard for me and i did shit
on it. it was the day after we came back from march break and i only studied for like a few
hours so i fucking almost bombed it. i only got 66% which is pretty shitty for a guy
like me. but it was the MONDAY after march break. im not studying all fucking march break.
i'll still get an A in the class. you just watch me.

i recently made up/became reacquainted with my ex-gf from toronto, kendra, but i don't think
any of you goofs know her so that probably doesnt make any sense to anyone!

in other news, i am still damn sexy as is evidenced by the pictures below:

</a>

you don't have to thank me for spamming your friends page with pics of myself. i know you like it.

that's all for today!

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-23T11:33:00

2004-03-23T16:37:16Z

i havent looked at friendster.com in a long time and in my absence 99% of the girls on friendster in the windsor area turned into asians. amazing.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-23T08:54:00

2004-03-23T13:56:22Z

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-20T12:03:00

2004-03-20T17:05:11Z

my movie empire began when i lived in toronto and lived near to a cash convertors. i got tons of awesome movies for $3-6. i continued the legacy today by visiting one in windsor where i purchased 5 movies for $20. the titles include:

children of the corn
hellraiser
the waterboy
spawn (animated)
spawn 2 (animated)

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-19T21:58:00

2004-03-20T02:59:54Z

DAWN OF THE DEAD = WIN

joyous day

2004-03-19T12:40:09Z

so i found out another one of my 'oh so edge' ex's, who completely stopped talking to me cuz i told her i broke edge, was drinking! one word:

FUCKING OWNED

welcome back to the dark side of conformity bitch!!

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-18T17:30:00

2004-03-18T22:31:07Z

im going to see dawn of the dead on friday, im not sure what time yet. if anyone wants to come, let me know.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-18T15:21:00

2004-03-18T20:50:12Z

2 new arrivals:

warlock 3 : the end of innocence
revenge of the living zombies

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-17T17:12:00

2004-03-17T22:17:24Z

well i just finished "Winter's Heart" the 9th book in the fantasy series "the wheel of time" by robert jordan. if you don't know what it's about, you arent the only one. they are all about 800 pages or so. i think i'm going to start the 10th today, take a nap and/or do some VB programming. i have to spend sunday studying for networking i believe.

and that is my march break, doing assignments and working and studying for tests! you all envy me.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-15T22:21:00

2004-03-16T03:22:33Z

i just watched the first 10 minutes of

DAWN OF THE DEAD

which was aired on USA network. thank god for stolen satellite signals from the heavens.

and to everyone that didn't get to see it:

NEENER NEENER NEENER

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-14T16:00:00

2004-03-14T21:01:30Z

i just bought 6 movies at a store.

The Beach (leonardo dicaprio)
ultimate fighting championship 1
ultimate fighting championship 6
Ed Gein
Bundy
terminator 3

someone stop me!

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-11T22:00:00

2004-03-12T03:06:28Z

well i hate my job. i hate the woman i work with tues/wednesday midnights and i hate not having time to do homework or assignments due to work because i have to sleep. i moved my work schedule to wed/thursday midnights and it blows too. now my schedule goes like this.

sleep 12-7/8 on monday-wednesday
go to school til 5pm wednesday, sleep til 10pm, go to work til 11pm-7am
im exhausted so i sleep thursday 8am-2:30pm
i dont have school thursday but i have work that night and school th enext day so i go back to bed at 5:00pm to 10:00pm
then i have to go to work 11pm-7am
i have to be at school friday 9am-4pm and i promptly come home and im dead tired so i want to sleep away friday night
then i have to work afternoons saturday..

as you can see half of my week is totaly shit. i want a job where i work 2 weekend shifts and maybe a day or afternoon shift thursday and thats all i want. im gonna apply at video stores, i think id be quite happy working at one and i wouldnt have to deal with retards. id make less money cuz of tips but i dont care, at least id have my sanity.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-11T14:59:00

2004-03-11T20:00:07Z

only one new arrival today..

hellraiser: inferno

and that completes the hellraiser series. im really looking forward to receiving the last 2 phantasms.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-10T16:04:00

2004-03-10T21:04:10Z

3 more movies today if ANYONE cares :/ ;/
*cries*

return of the living dead 2
return of the living dead 3
conan the barbarian

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-10T10:08:00

2004-03-10T15:08:13Z

i can't believe no one cares i got 19 movies in one day.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-09T18:41:00

2004-03-09T23:41:24Z

SCRATCH THAT.

THIRTEEN MOVIES JUST ARRIVED AT THE POST OFFICE WHICH I PICKED UP.

THAT MAKES NINETEEN MOVIES IN ONE DAY.

CAPS LOCK TO SHOW MY EXCITEMENT. I HAVE MORE MOVIES THAN I CAN HANDLE!!!

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-09T15:47:00

2004-03-09T20:47:35Z

scratch the last entry. 3 more movies just arrived lmao.

finally.

wishmaster 1
wishmaster 2
wishmaster 3

FUCK YES.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-09T15:12:00

2004-03-09T20:12:29Z

fuck yeah, i got 3 fucking movies today.

warlock: the armageddon
return of the living dead
mom

finally. fucking took long enough. I can't get any response out of the dude that i bought wishmaster 1-3 from but i bought those feb.19th so things dont look good :/

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-09T12:13:00

2004-03-09T17:19:00Z

i don't know what is wrong with me lately but i have been ultra horny for like 2 weeks. maybe it's these weight loss vitamins that ive been taking. it's supposed to give me "energy" without ephedra or other stimulants but i find myself more exhausted than ever. maybe it's a combination of my horrible work schedule combined with the drugs and stress. i'm not too sure but that doesn't explain my crazy libido.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-07T21:40:00

2004-03-08T03:56:40Z

i slept and read so much today. it was awesome.

tips

2004-03-07T07:04:25Z

i emptied my jar of change and rolled that shit up. $68.50 in pennies, dimes, nickels. i actually ran out of rolls, i think i have another $10 or so. cool.

jordansjournal @ 2004-03-05T12:22:00

2004-03-05T17:25:21Z

How SLUTTY are you?

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jordansjournal @ 2004-03-05T12:20:00

2004-03-05T17:23:27Z

Are you RACIST?

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